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Seller: revitalubrewcoffee (1,167) 100%, Location: Dronfield, Ships to: Free Local Pickup, Item: 333113839716 This is our chuffin superb house which we have decided to sell so that another lovely, awesome, amazing family like us can enjoy how great it is. Is that you?? To start with let us answer a few of the questions/comments we have had so far, as clearly some people are unable to see the photos we have had taken by Paula's Professional Photography PLC (or actually Ron on his iphone) Oh there are a lot of beamsYes, this (we thought) was fairly clear in the photos. It is a cottage style home which has wooden beams. We had looked at removing all the beams, but as they hold the upstairs flooring we decided against it. We have heard of people knocking 2 rooms in to one but not sure I would want to go to bed and fall 10ft back into the dining room. There is artexing all over the walls Again, we had photos taken for a reason, but yes, there is indeed artexing on the walls. This is usually how cottage style period homes are and so not really a surprise for most people we would have thought. 'It would cost a lot to re-plaster and make smooth though', to be honest I am that fed up of people saying this that I am making you an offer ...... knock £5,000 off the price and get it re-plastered smooth and you will still have some change to get it repainted too! It's a bit near to the park Really? Bloody hell, there is a park near us? We never realised the large expanse of green grass, large wooden and metal objects in the distance that have children having fun on was actually a park....where is our daughter.... she will be so happy to find out. Hmm the gardens a bit small We did have this thought ourselves too, although discovered that some properties don't even have a garden at all, how on earth do these people cope? On a positive side we have just discovered the big thing down the steps is a PARK (see above) which seems it is looked after by some nice people so you don't even need a lawn mower. There are a lot of stairs, not sure they are safe for children When we first moved in with our 2 year old daughter and 11 year old son we had considered taking the dangerous stairs out but this really buggered us up in a 4 story house as no one could climb the rope up to their bedrooms. To be honest, we also felt a rope climb and fireman's pole was a tad more dangerous for the children too and definitely unhelpful to the small dog who was confined to the downstairs bathroom and we had to throw his food to him....may be should have opened the tins of dog food first? Now, let me describe some of the unusual features of the property or at least give you some more insights as to what to expect if you think the photos are of a made up house. Lounge This is 32ft long and amazing to practise cartwheels in according to my gymnastic loving daughter. It is also below the road level, and is very quiet and private. This is ideal for all your fun loving parents who like to have mummy/daddy time whilst the children sleep 2 floors up and cannot hear a thing. Even when I am treating the wife to a damn good thrashing, no one can hear the screams. Taking this into account, it may be suitable for any psycho killers but we are not condoning this or recommending this either. We personally just recommend the mummy/daddy part, however, make sure you close the curtains too cos we back onto a park for lordy sake! There is also a downstairs bathroom to clean up after, and a store room to keep your naughty outfits hidden away. Kitchen This is where the wife cooks, keeps her cleaning products and ironing board! Dining Room This is a room where people can eat at a table, it has the artexing on the walls and the beams on the ceiling too. Please make yourself aware of this, as after walking though the porch, this is the first room you will see and we would hate you to be shocked by the horror of the decor. May be we should have popped a photo of our dining room on the listing too?..... oh hang on..... yeah.....ok! Bedrooms 1 and 2 There are 2 bedrooms on the 3rd floor (up the stairs, which we decided to keep). One bedroom has an orange wall and one bedroom has pink walls. No idea what anyone could do with these walls though as I cannot think of anywhere that sells a product called paint. If you are lucky and can find some paint you could change them to any colour your want. Please be aware we will not be taking the walls with us when we move, however the beds and furniture will be being taken so respectfully ask you not to try out the beds during a viewing! Bathroom We tend to find we use this room to get clean and empty out any waste food we have not used within our bodies that day. With this in mind, please ensure you turn up for viewings on time as you clearly do not want to go in this room after Grandpa Bert has just been in for his daily removals! You have been warned! Bedroom 3 This is the top floor attic room, with loads of views of Sheffield which is great to get free firework displays so never need to pay to take the kids to one. You can also see some great walks if you have a dog. When we bought the property it said 'great areas for dogs' but we thought it had said 'great areas for dogging'. Not sure who was more surprised, but think that Margaret and George have never recovered from us staring at them whilst they sat in their car after walking fido. Though it was rather extreme to include an animal but at least the police are aware of us now, so always popping by to make sure our new bracelets are still working. That's about it then but if you still need to know more then please do look up 67 Eckington Road, Coal Aston S18 3AU on Rightmove, Zoopla and other leading property websites as we can't be arsed to put any more info on here! JUST GET IT BOUGHT PEOPLE, WE ARE THAT BLOODY NICE ITS CHEAPER ON HERE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE Provide With: Basement, Number of Bedrooms: 3 Bedrooms, Number of Bathrooms: 2, Continent: UK & Ireland, Sort By: For Sale, Kitchen Facilities: 4 Burner Cooker, Private / Estate agent: Private, Property Type: House, Building Feature: Terraced, Construction Year: 1890, Location: Coal Aston, Derbyshire, Country: United Kingdom

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